i was jerking off and full house was on in the background and i looked up and made eye contact with bob saget as i came and im so ashamed
where the fuck is you, romeo
Fuck you, the original line in Romeo and Juliet is “Wherefore art thou”. And maybe if you stopped being an assumption-making bag of fucking asshole, you’d know that wherefore does NOT FUCKING MEAN “WHERE”, WHEREFORE MEANS “WHY”.
SHE’S ASKING WHY HIS NAME IS ROMEO. FUCK ALL OF YOU. FUCK ALL OF YOU HARD UP THE TOENAIL. I TAKE MY SHAKESPEARE SERIOUSLY AS TITS.
why the fuck is you romeo
SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT
So if a teenager is at school for roughly 8 hours, and they are doing homework for 6+ hours, and they need AT LEAST 9 HOURS OF SLEEP FOR THEIR DEVELOPING BRAINS, then they may have 0-1 hours for other activities like eating, bathing, exercise, socializing (which is actually incredibly important for emotional, mental, and physical health, as well as the development of skills vital to their future career and having healthy romantic relationships among other things), religious activities, hobbies, extra curriculars, medical care of any kind, chores (also a skill/habit development thing and required by many parents), relaxation, and family time? Not to mention that your parents may or may not pressure you to get a job, or you might need to get one for economic reasons.
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also filed under: reasons high schools copy homework and cheat
FOR ONE: IVE NEVER DONE HOMEWORK IN MY LIFE CAUSE I DONT BELIEVE IN THAT CRAP AND I MAKE PRETTY GOOD GRADES AND TWO: WE SPEND FUCKING 8 HOURS IN SCHOOL AS IT IS SO WHY THE FUCK ARE WE GOING TO GO HOME AND DO MORE SCHOOL
satan is hot as fuck tho did u ever read the bible he was supposed to be super beautiful like DAMN boy
sell my soul more like sell my virginity
that would be AWFUL i’d have nothing to do down there
40,209 notes and there isn’t a supernatural gif
let’s keep it that way
whoop there it is
sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes
does the 5 second rule apply when you drop the bass?
accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful
when friend’s parents pay for your food and you have to pretend you don’t want them to
take your smileys from normal to unsettling in one easy step by putting just a little too much effort into the eyes